For preventing the unvaccinated, from being a burden on their parents, country, humanity and for making them beneficial to the public.
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It is such a sad thing to see them out and about, them, the unvaccinated, on their motorcycles, sitting out in cafes swilling beer, pushing strollers, out in the sun of life enjoying themselves — among us.
The unvaxxed, instead of helping their fellow human beings on this planet that is in peril, are mindlessly smiling and enjoying life and putting us all in danger by their presence in our midst. Even sending their children to schools to infect and fester our own precious babes. Spending the money we gave from our own precious public coffers, on trinkets, on doodads, instead of necessities of life like any good citizen would.
I think it is agreed by all sane parties, that this prodigious number of unvaxxed among our flock, is at this present state of time, a huge problem and a needle in the eye, so to speak, of the many who are busy trying to save lives, save this world. Given this deplorable state of affairs, whoever can find a way to deal with this crisis, a way to make the world whole again, would deserve a Nobel Prize hung around their neck as the one who has saved the world from the abyss.
My intention in writing this is not confined to just put a bandaid® on this problem. Rather, it is to solve it once and for all. So life can return to normal, so our lives can be given back to us. For the unvaxxed will procreate, they will infect our own futures, we must think that far ahead.
As for myself, I have read all the data, I have consumed all the reports, I have thought deeply and seriously about the nature of the illness in our midst. I have spoken with the unvaxxed and looked hard into their souls regarding their reasons for not joining our better way. I have reached the conclusion and propose that we see “the problem” in a new light. I propose that we stop seeing the unvaxxed as a problem — there are no problems truly, only solutions (for science tells us so). I propose something modest and which will indeed be a final solution, without the possibility of variations, twists and turns and possible alterations towards that end we all aim and deserve — a clean, infectious free, sanitized world where we all can be assured we are pure, healthy, noble.
My scheme is to let the unvaxxed live their lives as they wish to live their lives, so long as they are truly apart from us, the healthy. Apart, so they won’t infect us and taint us and put our very world, our precious friends, parents, children at risk. So let me explain how to do so.
Health passports, rules and regulations meant to keep us apart from “them” won’t work. We all know that Romeo will court Juliet, we just can’t bottle up human desire with forms of control. No matter the present attempts of Tinder to enforce proof of vaccination. It won’t work. Nor should we or could we ever force vaccination. The antivaxxers are much too stupid, too dull, to numerous to ever change their minds and get vaccinated through cash incentives, logic or pleas of humanity. Nor will it work to taint the water supply or send anti-bodies aerated into their midst. There is too much risk in that not working. The delivery systems aren’t too good — we’d have trouble gassing them all.
So what now? Let me humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection.
I have been assured by the highest levels of the pharmacology field, the medical and immunological sectors that the unvaxxed will eventually die out if left alone. They will succumb to sickness, to disease in time, given their hysterical views and actions regarding their own health and that of their children. Unmasked, unwilling to trust in the genius of scientific discovery, they will slowly reduce in population and once a critical mass is achieved, disappear like the dinosaurs or the aardvark.
So, I modestly propose we remove all unvaccinated to a safe location, say a part of northern Canada or the highlands of Kamchatka until such a time as the dangers have passed. Maybe even the government of Kazakhstan, for a considerable sum in compensation, will make part of their empty vast steppe available. Or Patagonia could be petitioned for its beauty and rugged, natural healthiness. God knows the Argentinians need the IMF and the money.
This scheme has several benefits. It prevents mingling, contamination, mixing. It also allows anti-vaxxers to continue to live as they wish — in their own way and pf their own accord. Until such time as they die on the vine and don’t pose any more threat to existence, the existence of humanity.
Of course, we need to assure there is a clear separation between the vaxxed and unvaxxed. That can be done, I’m again assured by the well science-minded. We can assure limited movement technology has improved that much. And I’m not just talking about contact tracing. The only hurdle really being how to move anti-vaxxers there. The logistics. But we’ve been through these mass migrations before and are in a position to succeed. Many anti-vaxxers will voluntarily head off to their new world, their restart. I’ve talked to many and they agree, “just get me out of here!” For those that won’t or can’t afford to relocate, I propose we offer a huge fleet of zeppelins at their disposal. To gracefully, like Noah’s Ark once did, float off into their, to be paradise and ether.
And if some don’t wish to relocate? If some don’t want to not be among us? Well, we can take what measures we can to isolate them. Fill up stadiums, nursing homes, old military barracks with their kind. Feed them well, let them be with their own kind. I’m estimated that it will all pay for itself — we can use this pool of labor for our own benefit. They’ll gladly work for pennies to produce what we need and justly deserve. It’s only right that they earn their keep.
Of course, we might have to take further measures to make sure they don’t become sustainable populations — but there are medical procedures, means of sterilization that can softly, quietly, get the job done. But we only have to take this measure unless the labor they offer isn’t worth it.
Realistically, this might all take a generation, a generation and a half to work, the esteemed experts tell me. A small price to pay to save humanity. To make the world a livable place and return us to normal so we all can go back to Walmart, sit in peace with our coffee and buy our products like we deserve. Maybe even baseball and backyard barbeques will return.
I profess that I have no interest in any way to profit from this matter. I am not part of big pharma or own a zeppelin company. I am but a humble servant, concerned about society and where we all are heading. Concerned and may I say even panicked by the crisis we face from the murderous refusal of many to take a mild, scientific drug.
With my proposal, we will all be at peace. Society will be made whole again. Sure, we’ll need booster shots, new jabs but that is a small price for each of us to pay, so we can be heroes and be part of a new future, a bright future, the right path, the shining path, a world where are children may live without danger or fear.
So my fellow comrades, let’s think about my proposal. Let’s think hard about what we can do to eradicate this menace among us, the germs and vile impure that even right now, risk murdering us all with their refusal to not get the jab. Let’s think hard and maybe my modest proposal will be what we come up with as a solution.