I pushed this together. Another in my vein of “advice” posts. Sticking with this one. Need to follow my own advice!
If you fall down, fall down looking up. If you can look up, you can get up.
- Les Brown
Get On With It
If you don't like what you got
give it away, crush it, blow it up.
Get on with it ....
If your check isn't in the mail
If your boat didn't come in
don't wait
screw 'em, screw 'em and the universe
laugh, laugh loudly
go have a beer
roll in the wet grass
don't stop or slow down
Get on with it .....
If you can't stand the President
don't whine like a ninny
go over to the window
and scream it for all to hear
let everyone know
Don't hesitate.
Get on with it ....
If the car's not starting
the neighbors are too loud
you can't stand your wife
your life ....
walk away
even if just for a while
screw it
the world won't stop its nonsense
so why should you?
Get on with it ....
As Charles Panzram said,
waiting for the noose to be put around his neck,
"Hurry it up you bastards!
I could kill a dozen men while you're screwing around."
If you're constipated
If your teeth have all fallen out
If you can't get it up
If your stocks are down
Pour a stiff drink
run the ice over your tongue
you're here
it's all good
Get on with it .....