My Lord's Prayer
This one goes out to all those who made me memorize bullshit at school.
Our father
who aren't in heaven
hollow be thy name.
Thy kingdom's dumb
thy will never done, on earth
nor in any 7-Eleven.
Don't give us today any bread
nor forgive us our weaknesses
'cuz we're not gonna forgive theirs.
Please lead us into temptation
for deliverance is evil
'cuz thine is no kingdom
of power nor glory
never, ever, ever.
Amen.