My Lord’s Prayer
Preface: This is my opinion, not fact. How I feel. I’m sure we have all felt like this once in our life. Just that I have felt like this…
Preface: This is my opinion, not fact. How I feel. I’m sure we have all felt like this once in our life. Just that I have felt like this most of my life. No offense intended.
Our father
who aren’t in heaven
hollow be thy name.
Thy kingdom’s dumb
thy will never done,
on earth
nor in any 7 Eleven.
Don’t give us today any bread
nor forgive us our weaknesses
‘cuz we’re not gonna forgive theirs.
Please lead us into temptation
for deliverance is evil
‘cuz thine is no kingdom
of power nor glory
never, ever, ever
amen.